Hi peeps! Here r some of the HIGHLY RECOMMENDED MATHS qns for u all to do ya... Heez.. Hope u all r ENJOYING.. Yawn...
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Woot.. Finaly have the time to blog.. Heez.. 1st day of sch today.. I'm actually quite excited to go bac sch cuz sch life is muc more fun than WORKING.. But anw i'm very tired cuz my day is packed wiv MSM in the morning n Mktin in the afternoon.. N this is only the beginning cuz i still have WED n FRI to go ya for this wk n of cuz for the rest of my sch term eh.. I nd to work doubly hard this sem cuz i've 6 modules(as i din manage to clear 2 mods in my last sem) n is my finally yr le so i really hope that i can clear everything wiv FLYING COLOURS!!! heez...
Anw i'm super tired cuz din have enough REST recently, see my last day of work is on fri.. N i went to have dinner wiv my HSBC colleague on fri nite.. Oh yar mention abt dinner, the service at SAKAE (Funan IT Digital Mall) really sux cuz we ordered our fried toufu at 7.30pm n the food only came an 1hr later n is becuz we complained to the MANAGER then it appears.. Really inefficient eh.. Okie nvm bac to my wkend.. I went to cut my hair on Sat morning, the effect turn out to be not bad, quite style then went to Meiying n Eugene's birthday at nite.. Anw it happens that both of them have their birthday party held in East Coast Chalet... Then Sun went bugis n then town wiv mao.. Very sad to say i decided to go REBOND my hair n guess wat the effect turn out very ugly la.. I really HATE my hair now, is a DISATER la.. Very sad.. i noe is ugly, so dun nd to console me ya... Hope it'll be BETTER after i washed my hair tmr, if not then i nd to wait 3 wks later le.... SIanz... I dun wan to go HIGHEST(a salon in Far East) anymore to trim my hai le.. think is not very gd.. Very Very sad now... Sob.. SOb....
Okie anw to my HSBC pals: I've uploaded the pics we took in sakae sushi in my photo album, can go n see them thru my link ya... heez.. Enjoy!!!
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