WHO SHOT THE BEAR??
An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child.. What do you think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!”
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
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Okie went to this restaurant cum mini S'pore Museum at Har Par Villa on last sun wiv my family eh.. The restuarant is called Made In China.. Yea i noe wat u all thinking eh.. MIC hahaha Anw the food there r nice the place is cool to hang out wiv ur family eh.. Is something new, i think.. yea.. Okie i shall let the photos do the talking ya!!! hehehe..
The unglam pic of the couple.. Ms Chan n Mr Tan hehehe...
My beluved parents n the FOOD!!!! yea.. FOOD... hahahaa
The Wasbi Prawns... Woo.. My fav
The dim sum.. Prawn N scallop inside ya.. yum yum!!
Our Main Dishes
Our dessert
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Why every1 is playing guessing games nowadays... Hmm.. It makes me so sick eh! hahahaha.. Why cant they juz tell me wat they wanna.. hahahaha Makes things so complicated for wat hur.. hur.. hur.. ;p
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Some Names To Avoid:
Mandarin
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Hokkien
Carl Cheng - Buttock
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Cantonese
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
Michael Tan - Sell eggs
Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage
Michael teo - sell kuay teow
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Feeling so sick of everything now... Partly due to stress, due to my mouth n also due to the pple i had met... I'm always seem to be joking ard but there r certain things tt i'm darn SERIOUS abt... yea..
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